brandnewswastikas: I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.
vondell-swain: she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop
footmeetsface: spoon-party-of-bombur: multipack: amyeatfeast: stopthatitssilly: alexkisu: multipack: f is for friends who do stuff without you u is for uninvited c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten k is for krispy kreme yum this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the...
yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years i am crying right now i love you europe
amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof, raise the roof
yesimbeyonce: youplayedittothebeat: yesimbeyonce: “FUCK KANYE WEST” the white girl says as she blasts her iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, still engulfed with rage 3 years later “FUCK KANYE WEST” says the rational person who can recognize an egomaniac with no talent when they see one. what was that?
dungeonsanddamsels: this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
Where the hell are tumblrs privacy settings on my iPod?! I can’t post all of the interesting and original pictures I have…
holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION
I don’t care how badly the UK are doing, I just want Greece and Romania to do well…
somepeoplejustgomisha: WHY AREN’T GREECE AND ROMANIA WINNING WHY IS EVERYONE VOTING FOR STUPID DENMARK DON’T THEY WANT FREE ALCOHOL AND GAY DRACULA
centaurette: VOTE FOR FUCKING ROMANIA, YOU DICKHEADS
shutupaubrey: i like them titties nice and
itfeelsfeynman: silenthill: i want to die by the sword are you living by the sword? I’m working on it…
You go Greece! The creepy old man angle is working for me.